001.
Is it just me, or is it getting crazier out there?
是只有我疯了，还是这个世界都越来越疯狂了？
002.
The news never ends. You get all the newsyou need, all day long.
说不完的新闻。早晚新闻报，大事小事都知道。
003.
Health commissioner Edward O'Roark isdeclaring a citywide state of emergency for the first time in decades. There'sno need to wait until somebody dies or comes down with typhoid fever. It'salready a serious situation. It's something that affects almost everyone in thecity, no matter who they are or where they live. You can't go down no oneavenue without seeing nothing but garbage and rats.
是数十年来卫生局局长爱德华・奥罗斯第一次宣布全市进入紧急状态，没必要等到闹出人命或者瘟疫横行。事态已经非常严重，已经对每位市民都造成了影响，无论他们是谁或住在哪里，走到哪儿都看见成堆的垃圾和老鼠。
It's starting to affect my business when customers can't get in here because of garbage situation. When out there, notjust smell it, but I think to look at it, its terrible.
客人们被垃圾挡着进不来，影响到了我的生意。你一走出去，先不说气味，看着都心烦。
004.
What is this world coming to?
这是什么世道啊？
005.
If you're gonna be a clown, at least youcan be a good one, you know that, right?
如果你想当小丑，至少你也像样点儿，你知道的吧？
006.
Is it just me, or is it getting crazier outthere? It is certainly tense. People are upset. They're struggling. It iscertainly tense. Looking for work. These are tough times.
是只有我疯了，还是这个世界都越来越疯狂了。只是目前时局紧张，大家都很苦闷，苦苦挣扎，找不到工作，这年头大家都不容易。
007.
I just hope my death makes more cents thanmy life.
我希望我的死亡比我的生命更有意义。
008.
I just don't want to feel so bad anymore.
我只是不想再感觉这么难过了。
009.
It's a medical condition causing sudden,frequent and uncontrollable laughter that doesn't match how you feel. It can happen in people with a brain injury or certain neurologicalconditions.
原谅我大笑，我有病，这种病让我经常放声大笑，并不代表我的心情。这种情况会发生在有大脑或神经特定损伤的人身上。
010.
Authorities are saying the city is undersiege by scores of rats. - And not just any rats - super rats. - More hard tokill.
官方称这个城市被一群老鼠入侵了——不是一般老鼠——是超级老鼠——而且难以消灭。
011.
I lived with my mother before I made it.Just me and her. I'm that kid who's father went out for a pack of cigarettes.And he never came back. I've been the man of the house for as long as I canremember.
我成名前也和我妈一起住，就我和她相依为命。我爸当年说出去买一包烟，但是就再也没有回来。我从小就是家里的一家之主。
012.
She always tells me to smile and put on a happy face. She says I was put here to spread joy and laughter.
她总是告诉我要微笑面对人生，她说我注定要要这个世界带来欢声笑语。
013.
I mean, I loved hearing what you had tosay, it made my day.
我喜欢你刚刚说的，点亮了我这一整天。
014.
The other guys, they don't feel comfortablearound you, Arthur. Because people think you're weird, okay?You know, lot ofthe guys here think you're a freak, but I like you.
大家在你身边都感觉不自在，亚瑟。因为大家觉得你是个怪胎。尽管有很多人觉得你是个怪胎，但是我挺喜欢你。
015.
Don't you have to be funny to be a comedian?
当喜剧演员不是应该擅长搞笑吗。
016.
If you're happy and you know it, wiggleyour ears ?
If you're happy and you know it, ? ? stompyour feet ?
If you're happy and you know it, stomp yourfeet ?
If you're happy and you know it, ? ? andyou really wanna show it ?
If you're happy and you know it, ? ? shout"Hooray" ?
如果感到幸福你就摸耳朵？
如果感到幸福你就跺跺脚？
如果感到幸福美妙，想让大家知道？
如果感到幸福你就跺跺脚？
如果感到幸福你就喊万岁？
017.
Where are the clowns? ? There ought to beclowns. ?
小丑应该在这里？小丑，小丑在哪里？
018.
So, buddy, tell us. What's so fuckingfunny?
老兄，跟我们说说，这到底他妈有什么好笑的。
019.
They got clowns in front of everynewspaper.
各路报纸的头版头条都是小丑。
020.
What kind of a coward would dosomethingthat cold-blooded? Someone who hides behind a mask. Someone who isenvious ofthose more fortunate than themselves, yet they’retoo scared to show own face.
什么样的懦夫才会做出如此冷血的事？是那些躲在面具后面的人，是嫉妒别人更幸运的人，害怕到不敢露出自己的真面目。
Those of us who've made something of ourlives, Will always look at those who haven't, as nothing but clowns.
在我们这些白手起家勤勤恳恳的人们眼里，他们这些一无是处之人，只是社会的小丑罢了。
021.
It was like nobody ever saw me. Even Ididn't know if I really existed.
似乎人人都对我视而不见，我都不确定自己是否真的存在。
022.
You don't listen, do you? I don't think youever eally hear me.
你难道不会倾听，对吗？我觉得你从来没真正听过我说的话。
023.
You just ask the same questions every week:"How was your job?" "Are you having any negative thoughts?" All I have are negative thoughts.
你每周都只会问同样的问题：“工作怎么样。”“有没有产生负面念头。”实话告诉你，我满脑子只有负面念头，除此别无！
024.
But you don't listen. Anyway, I said, formy whole life I didn't know if I even really existed. But I do. And people arestarting to notice. They've cut our funding. We're closing down our officesnext week. The city's cut funding across the board, social services is part ofthat. This is the last time we will be meeting. Okay.
但你总是不听我说，我说过了，我一辈子，我都不知道自己是否真正存在过，但现在似乎我存在了，人们开始注意到我了，他们削减了我们的资金，下星期我们就要关门了。市政府全面削减预算，社会服务就包括在其中。这是我们最后一次见面，好吧！
025.
They don't give a shit about people likeyou, Arthur. And they really don't give a shit about people like me, either.
他们根本不关心像你这样的人，亚瑟。
当然，他们同样也不会在乎像我这样的人。
026.
I think, uh-- I think most women look atsex like buying a car. You know, like, “canI see myself in this long term?”“Is it safe. Is it reliable?” “Could it kill me?” 我认为大多数女人选个男人就像买车。你知道的，她们会说，“要不要长期开下去，”“安不安全，可不可靠。”“会害死我吗？”
Most guys look at sex like parking a car.We're like "there's a spot". "There is another spot, that wouldwork." "Oh, I have to pay? Never mind." "Handicapped? Hopeno one sees us." 而男人挑个女人就像泊车。我们会说，“那里有车位，那有另一个车位，估计能停。”“得付钱吗？那就算了。”“残障车位吗？希望没人看到。”
028.
who from a young age was always told that: "hispurpose in life was to bring laughter and joy into this cold, dark world."
从小就知道自己的人生使命，就是为这个冷漠黑暗的世界带来欢笑。
029.
I think the guy that did it is a hero. Threeless pricks in Gotham city, only a million more to go.
我觉得干这事的家伙是个英雄，哥谭市少了三个混蛋，还剩一百多万个。
030.
That's life. Come on, dance with me.
这就是人生。来吧，跟我一起跳舞。
031.
I'm not talking to you until you stop beingangry!
等你气消了我才会跟你说话！
032.
This condition of yours, laughing. Is itreal, or some sort of a clown thing? I mean, part of your act?
你的病，忍不住大笑，真有那种病吗？还是只是小丑的噱头？那也是你的表演吗？
033.
I don't mean to make you uncomfortable.
我无意让你感到不自在。
034.
I don't why everyone is so rude, and Idon't why you are, I don't want anything from you. Maybe a little bit ofwarmth, maybe a hug dad! How much as a little bit of fucking decency?
我不知道为什么大家都这么不礼貌，我也不知道为什么你这么不礼貌，我不需要你的任何东西，我只想要一点温暖，或者一个拥抱，你就不能有点人情味？
035.
I don't know what to tell you, but youshould see somebody.
我不知道怎么跟你说，但你真的应该去看医生。
036.
You know, you used to tell me that my laughwas a condition, that there are something wrong with me. There isn't. That's the real me.
你过去经常说，我忍不住大笑，是一种疾病，我一定哪里有病。其实我没病。那才是真正的我！
037.
"Happy". Funny. I haven't been happy for one minute of my entire fucking life.
幸福？可笑的字眼，
我这辈子没有幸福二字可言，哪怕一秒对我都是奢望。
038.
You know what's funny? You know what reallymakes me laugh? I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize that'sa fucking comedy.
你知道可笑的是什么吗？你想知道到底是什么让我笑吗？我过去一直认为我的人生注定是悲剧，但现在我才意识到，这他妈的就是一出彻头彻尾的闹剧。
039.
It's funny. When I was alittle boy, I told people that I’m doing to be acomedian. Everyone laughed at me. No one laughingnow~!
真好笑，在我小时候，我向周围的人说我长大了要当个笑星，所有人都笑我。现在没人笑了~！
040.
I hear It's gonna be nuts.
我听说今天会很疯狂。
041.
I feel good. I stopped taking mymedication. I feel lot better now.
我现在就觉得神清气爽。我已经停了那些药。现在感觉好多了。
042.
You're the only one that's ever been nice to me.
你是唯一 一个对我好的人，走吧。
043.
Couple of rules though.
但先约法三章。
044.
Hey, Murray... one small thing. Yeah? -When you bring me out can you introduce me as "Joker"?
还有一个小要求——你在介绍我出场的时候——能否称呼我为“小丑”？
045.
And, honestly, I think we could all use agood laugh.
而且，老实说，我认为大家都需要一笑。
046.
There is no punchline. It's not a joke.
这里没有笑梗，这不是笑话。
047.
I've got nothing left to lose. Nothing canhurt me anymore. My life is nothing but a comedy. And I'm tired of pretending it's not.
我已经没有什么能都失去的东西了，没有什么能再伤害到我了，我的人生就是一出闹剧。而且我不想再假装它不好笑。
048.
Comedy is subjective, Murray.
喜剧是一种主观选择，莫瑞。
049.
The system that knows so much, you decidewhat's right or wrong the same way that you decide what's funny... or not.
无所不知的舆论，你们判断一件事好不好笑和你们判断一件事对错的的方式——别无二致。
050.
I killed those guys because they wereawful. Everybody's awful these days. It's enough to make anyone craz Okay. Sothat's it, you're crazy. That's your defense for killing three young men?
我杀他们是因为他们人渣，如今的世道，每个人都是人渣，渣到足够让大家发疯。好吧，就因为这，你发疯了，这就是你杀那三个年轻人的理由吗？
051.
You get what you fucking deserve.
这是你他妈自找的。
052.
If it was me dying on the side-walk, you'dwalk right over me. I pass you everyday and you don't notice me! but theseguys, what, because Thomas Wayne went and cried about them on TV?
如果是我死在路边，你们会直接从我尸体上跨过去。我每天经过你们身边，你们也没人注意我，凭什么这些人渣可以？就因为托马斯・韦恩在电视上为这些人猫哭耗子吗？
053.
Have you seen what it's like out there,Murray?
Do you ever actually leave the studio?
Everybody just yells and screams at eachother.
Nobody's civil anymore!
Nobody thinks what it's like to be theother guy.
You think men like Thomas Wayne
ever think what it's like to be someonelike me?
To be somebody but themselves? They don't.
你知道外面的世界有多糟糕吗，莫瑞？
你是不是从不踏出演播厅半步啊！
每个人都对彼此大吼大叫，
都没人讲文明了，
也没有人换位思考 。
你认为像托马斯・韦恩那样的人，
可能会对我这样的人感同身受吗？
对除了他们自己以外的人感同身受，他们不会！
They think that we'll just sit there andtake it
like good little boys!
That we won't werewolf and go wild.
他们以为我们只会乖乖的坐在那，
像好孩子一样默默承受，
他们以为我们不会像狼人一样发疯 ！？
You finished?
你说完了吗？
054.
You just wanted to make fun of me. You'rejust like the rest of 'em. You don't know the first thing about me, pal.
你只是想当着众人取笑我。你跟他们都一个样，你对我一无所知。
055.
when you cross a mentally-ill loner with asociety
that abandons him and treats him liketrash?
I'll tell you what you get.
You get what you fucking deserve!
当你惹恼一个被社会抛弃活的，
连垃圾都不如的精神病患者，
我来告诉你会怎么样——
你会自食其果！
Good night. And always remember.
That's—
Breaking news.
Popular TV talk show host Murray Franklinwas
shot dead tonight on the live telecast ofhis program by one of his guests.
晚安。大家要永远记着
这就是——
突发新闻。
电视脱口秀主持莫瑞・富兰克林，
在直播中被一名嘉宾枪杀。
056.
The worst part about having a mentalillnessis, people expect you to behave as if you don't.
患精神病最糟糕的是，人人都期盼你装着没病人似的。
Knock. Knock- knock. Knock- knock.
That's life, that's life.
I said, that's life (that's life)
And as funny as it may seem
敲敲门，快开门！
这就是人生，这就是人生，
我说，那就是人生，是人生！
尽管看起来如此荒诞不经。
Some people get their kicks
Stompin' on a dream
But I don't let it, let it get me down
Cause this fine old world it keeps spinnin'around
有些人一经受挫，
梦想就此止步。
但我绝不允许，自己萎靡不振，
因为这个美好的旧世界，从未停止过旋转。
I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate
A poet, a pawn and a king
I've been up and down and over and out
我曾是木偶、乞丐、海盗，
也曾是诗人、兵卒和国王，
我曾有过跌宕起伏、也大起大落。
And I know one thing
Each time I find myself
flat on my face
I pick myself up and get back in the race
我深谙此道，
每次当我，
重重跌倒在地，
我会重新爬起，重回战斗
- That's life - that's life
- I tell ya, I can't deny it
- I thought of quitting, baby
- But my heart just ain't gonna buy it
- And if I didn't think, it was worth onesingle try
—— 这就是人生，这就是人生！
—— 我不可置否，
—— 我也曾想过放弃，
—— 但我倔强的内心拒绝服输，
—— 我从未曾有觉得，这不值得放手一试！
Coming!
I'd jump right on a big bird and then I'dfly
马上！
我会跃上一只雄鹰，展翅翱翔。
HI，Man, Don't forget to laugh !
That's life, And as funny as it may seem !
嘿，说你呢，别忘了笑 ！
这就是人生，一笑而过 ！